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Quin
Professor of Xenobiology
Aiuenobrist Quintalian





ADDRESS
???
Some haunted woods, apparently.





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○ MID OCT

[personal profile] seaboard 2020-10-23 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ There is a delivery of food outside of the door when they come back one day mid-October, packed in a crate full of jars and wrapped foods. On the top is a note: ]

To kindly resident of the Lake,

For your winter stores, I have prepared this food for you to keep before the snows come. Whilst we have a glut of food at present, it is best to keep this in the case that should we be trapped inside your house, you can rely on this food to help you see through until the thaw frees any blocked roads back to town.

I hope you find it suitable and that it keeps you well.

In Health and to your Good Will,
Gilia St. Loe, Second Child, Daughter-Sea, Of the Isle St. Loe, She Who Sings the Sea to Prosperity


[ The package includes:
  • 5 x 1kg bags of Salt
  • 5 x 1kg bags of Sugar
  • 30 x 1kg bags of Flour
  • 3 x 280g Yeast
  • 30 x 1ltr jars of Butter
  • 10 x Jar of Pickled Cabbage
  • 10 x Jar of Pickled Tomatoes
  • 10 x Jar of Jam Fruit Preserves ( Assorted: Strawberry, Blueberry, etc )
  • 10 x 1kg sides of salted meat ( pork, lamb, beef )
  • 5 x Jars of Dried Rosemary, Thyme, Basil, Coriander, Dill
  • 20 x Pancake Mix
  • 10 x Cake Mix
  • 1 x 2kg Flax Seed ( + recipe how to use it for cakes to replace eggs )
  • 1 x Recipie for How To Make Bread, 1 x Recipie for How To Long Stew Dried Meat
  • 1 x Large Cooking Pot
  • 1 x Baking Tray
  • ]
    seaboard: (⤛ we'll have to raise the sand)

    [personal profile] seaboard 2020-10-29 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
    [ He is so wonderfully kind. ]

    Most Gracious Professor Aiuenobrist Quintalian

    I would be glad to take a meal with you once more, now it will be under such better settings than the sparse meal I cooked for you already.

    When would you like me to attend you?

    Most Kindly and in All Eagerness,
    Gilia St. Loe, Daughter Sea
    seaboard: (⤛ and see the lightning crack)

    [personal profile] seaboard 2020-11-05 10:14 am (UTC)(link)
    Most Gracious Professor Aiuenobrist Quintalian,

    That sounds perfect, I shall remember and be there when the sun sets?

    Most Kindly and in All Eagerness,
    Gilia St. Loe, Daughter Sea
    vestigemods: (Default)

    jan 24th, two days post-blizzard.

    [personal profile] vestigemods 2021-01-15 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
    Hospital, floor 3, 105 in the north wing.

    You'll find a temperature-sealed box with four strains of common 'Earth' animal DNA + two from sources you get to identify.

    Someone (who knows quite well who they are) failed to make sure the .2bit and .fa were preserved in the system transfer. We've been resequencing from the cold samples so we can reopen xenobiology, but these are the only ones we've finished so far.

    You'll also find a new app on your phone. The sequences are uploaded into the app. You can dick around with possible hybridizations, splices, and all that by way of digital simulation.

    Make us something we'll have fun placing bets on.

    (Before you ask, the DNA samples are yours to keep. No need to cook us up a live specimen. We just want the recipe.)


    ( the specimens are four animals of your choosing, though all four are potentially lethal in some format (whether by venom or claw or constriction or some other means). the two 'unknown samples' can be any monstrosity within the cabin in the woods monsters list - partially humanoid monsters count, but nothing like 'zombies' or 'witches' or something.

    otherwise, feel free to get creative with the details, or find a fucky creature on pinterest or something that could feasibly be a combo he landed on.

    the aforementioned app has an 'upload' and 'submit' button for when he's satisfied with his work.
    )